This Chrismas I was in Kimberly with my Boy and his family, it was fun, except for the part where I drank too much wine and it made a reapearance. While we were there we hung out with the Boy's friend Brian. Brians making a wicked chutney like hot sauce. Everyone should try it once... or twice. You can buy Okanogan Wild Fire and Kootenay Wild Fire Hot Sauce @ WWW.OKFIRE.CA...

But if you don't like it I don't wanna hear about it.

IT IS JANUARY 8TH AND I HAVE BROKEN EVERY ONE OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.

The Beginning of a Warped Story....

"I wish I owned a midget. I would put it in a box and give it to my parents for Christmas, and when they didn't know what to do with it I would take it home and use it as a foot-rest. Or maybe a towel rack. Do you think they sell midgets on EBay?" Pierce asked.

"Fuck no, what the hell's wrong with you?" Lee said.

"Dude, lay off. I really want a midget. I bet I could get all the girls if I had one. Chicks dig guys with pets," Pierce said.