"I wish I owned a midget. I would put it in a box and give it to my parents for Christmas, and when they didn't know what to do with it I would take it home and use it as a foot-rest. Or maybe a towel rack. Do you think they sell midgets on EBay?" Pierce asked.
"Fuck no, what the hell's wrong with you?" Lee said.
"Dude, lay off. I really want a midget. I bet I could get all the girls if I had one. Chicks dig guys with pets," Pierce said.
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